Total Medals Earned: 222 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,800 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (140/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
What a nutty way to die!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 9/21 (165/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/220 points)
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (80/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Finish STORY MODE
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 3/27 (20/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/15 (45/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!